Getting at the very top of the Mo area?

Nooooooo....you now need to go out and buy an ABC razor and become an avid collector. Mark needs a bit of down under competition!
 
Pjotr said:
Nooooooo....you now need to go out and buy an ABC razor and become an avid collector. Mark needs a bit of down under competition!
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Yeah, I can see the conversation going like this:

Tomorrow morning 7am - Valentines Day...

Me: (Clutching card with lovey dovey prose inside and a dozen roses) Happy Valentines Day darling.
SWMBO: Oh, how sweet, you're the best husband in the world.
Me: Yeah, I know. BTW, I've got a new hobby and I hope it's OK with you
SWMBO: What makes you happy makes me happy darling.
Me: I want to spend $50,000 buying old razors off Ebay
SWMBO: Dearest, can you pass me the Yellow Pages?
Me: Of course darling. Why?
SWMBO: I need a divorce lawyer.....
 
JayDee said:
Yeah, I can see the conversation going like this:

Tomorrow morning 7am - Valentines Day...

Me: (Clutching card with lovey dovey prose inside and a dozen roses) Happy Valentines Day darling.
SWMBO: Oh, how sweet, you're the best husband in the world.
Me: Yeah, I know. BTW, I've got a new hobby and I hope it's OK with you
SWMBO: What makes you happy makes me happy darling.
Me: I want to spend $50,000 buying old razors off Mark1966
SWMBO: Dearest, can you pass me the Yellow Pages?
Me: Of course darling. Why?
SWMBO: I need a divorce lawyer for me and a psychiatrist for you .....
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Fixed that for you.

Wouldn't cost you $50k though. I'd give you a bulk discount. $35k would get you all you can see in the pics and a few more chucked in for good measure.

PM me for payment details!
 
gthomas04 said:
May have just the solution for you PJ (if those pesky nose hairs are causing problems). Where I work we do a lot of repackaging and the latest delivery include 2500 boxes of Nose Wax! Having a fairly vivid imagination I tried to imagine how one would go about collecting that amount of politely described Nose Wax until I saw it was from the Nads company and was an aid for removing nose hairs. So PJ no need to go around looking lie a 30s pornstar with a fringe of hair adorning your upper lip, just apply the nose wax as suggested and then sneeze like hell and blow them nose hairs away!
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Nose wax!!! That's just wrong.
 
Deal, with provisions... You're closer to Julia than I am. Get the government to give me a $35K grant into a study on the decline of blue tongue lizards in Sydney suburban backyards, I'll write 5 pages of bullshit and I'll hand over the cheque!

I can't believe I'm dragging a thread I started so far off topic... but seriously what happened to blue tongue lizards? In my little corner of Sydney, they used to be like arseholes, everyone had one.. I moved into my current house in 2004 and it came with one. Haven't seen him or any of his mates for years.
 
Hang on, I think that is more my line of work.
 
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