Nearest Thing To A Straight Razor

Clearly we've been doing something wrong all this time...
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When I worked in Saudi 20 years ago my barber used to do the whole hot towels, head massage and neck crack thing when I went in for a shave and haircut..... he also used to make this string/thread cat's cradle thing with his fingers and thumbs and roll it across nose, forehead, ears and cheekbones to remove the "fluff" you don't normally touch with a razor blade.

This contraption on eBay looks to be a step up from the threads and looks like it will be almost just as painful!
 
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