FTFY
Welcome mate! You do need to adjust some of your language a little. I'm not sure that 'straight razor' and 'adventure' should be used together for a start - try replacing 'adventure with 'caution'.
You also mentioned that you 'Spent a few quid on razors, brushes & soaps.' and that your wife is 'very concerned' about that. Here is how that conversation needs to be guided -
W: 'Are you buying more [razors/brushes/soaps] again?'
H: 'Darling, you know how much I love you'
W: 'Yes, but what does ...'
H: 'There are no "buts" about it sweetie, you know how much I love you and I want to look nice for you'
W: 'Yes, but ...'
H: 'No honey, I do want to look my best for you, I know it is important that I look and smell nice and I'm just doing this for you'
W: Yes, but ...'
H: 'I have promised to always love you dearest, and this is just one small way I can express that to you'
See - easy really!