What to get the "Big Kahuna" for his birthday


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Apr 26, 2011
Well it seems that today, 15 April is the birthday of the Big Kahuna around here, AKA @Monsta_AU, AKA Joel.

It got me thinking - what would you get a man with more lifetimes of vintage blades than anybody else I know for a significant birthday?

So that is your challenge fellow Paste & Cut members - What would be a fitting present for Joel for his next significant birthday if money was no object and why?

There may just be a prize for the best suggestion ...

[if Monsta doesn't kill me first]

Rabid Badger

2018 Charity Auction Winner
Feb 23, 2018
Well with money being no object, then it has to be the following razor. However, there is a caveat. It depends on just how significant this birthday is. On purchasing this razor, the buyer is also gifted 20 years of service towards its upkeep. So, let's say this is a 40th, then it could be an excellent gift. If though it is a significant birthday, say, north of 60, then he might not get all 20 years worth. Now, seeming as he is the BIG KAHUNA, then he needs a ridiculously expensive and exclusive razor.