Happy Birthday to the Big Kahuna! (AKA What to get the "Big Kahuna" for his birthday)

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Well it seems that today, 15 April is the birthday of the Big Kahuna around here, AKA @Monsta_AU, AKA Joel.

It got me thinking - what would you get a man with more lifetimes of vintage blades than anybody else I know for a significant birthday?

So that is your challenge fellow Paste & Cut members - What would be a fitting present for Joel for his next significant birthday if money was no object and why?

There may just be a prize for the best suggestion ...

[if Monsta doesn't kill me first]
 
Simple...

Spare time because we never seem to see enough of the big kahuna these days....

Nicely done - and a great start! Others - top this!
 
Well with money being no object, then it has to be the following razor. However, there is a caveat. It depends on just how significant this birthday is. On purchasing this razor, the buyer is also gifted 20 years of service towards its upkeep. So, let's say this is a 40th, then it could be an excellent gift. If though it is a significant birthday, say, north of 60, then he might not get all 20 years worth. Now, seeming as he is the BIG KAHUNA, then he needs a ridiculously expensive and exclusive razor.
 
A jet fighter flight to get that heart pumping. :cool:
 
I'd suggest the ability to grow a full beard, yet this site wouldn't of eventuated if that was the case ;)

In lieu, a treasure map to a hidden stash of vintage blades.
 
What approximately ten thousand vintage blades look like.
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My sources indicate that today is the anniversary of the birth of the Big Kahuna, the founder and administrator of Paste & Cut - @Monsta_AU !

Happy Birthday Joel

 
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