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When does this self isolation end? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.
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Unless you’re hiding all the toilet papers from your wife, because she goes outside to used the grass.
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Mark,I am disturbingly intrigued by you in a dress
We all have! But that definitely doesn’t mean I want to see you in a dress.
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Hi guys 
Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in isolation!
Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it......pull myself together.
Cheers
Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in isolation!
Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it......pull myself together.
Cheers
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