There are some serious issues to be dealt with here so stop trying to divert attention through bringing this thread back on track. For instance: How is your intended going to deal with having a cat wrapped around her intended? Have you got a catty litter tray next to the bedpan under your bed? When you have a shave in morning are the stray cat hairs giving you the impression that your brush is losing hair? What does a cat's arse smell like?