Shaving and marriage

Chad

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Last night my wife gave a in depth expletive response in her displeasure of Tabac deodorant. How Tabac is terrible and it's probably the only thing I own she hates aroma wise.

Later on sitting on my phone she asked if I was online shopping and buying different aftershave etc.

"Nup...I like Tabac...I'm on Tinder"
 

SpeedyPC

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Last night my wife gave a in depth expletive response in her displeasure of Tabac deodorant. How Tabac is terrible and it's probably the only thing I own she hates aroma wise.

Later on sitting on my phone she asked if I was online shopping and buying different aftershave etc.

"Nup...I like Tabac...I'm on Tinder"
Your wife doesn’t wanted you to smell like grandma for another words she hated the smell of an old swag, unless you’re not over 70 years old. However. Tabac aftershave, deodorant or cologne should only be used in Winter Season.

Tabac shaving soap is okay for Spring, Autumn and Winter Season.

I never used Tabac aftershave, deodorant or cologne in Spring and Summer Season, because, the scent can be too strong when you’re body build up so much heat when Tabac can hit someone in face very hard. That’s why it’s better to used Tabac only in Winter Season, because, the scent stays close to your body in less heat and the scent can smell more relaxing in a sweet way.

Does that make any sense to you? Old Swag :happy:


 
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SpeedyPC

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Nope....I like retired blue collar German man all year round (y):cool:

Tinder ( The only way people meet and date these days. An app taking away social skills)
I couldn’t wear Tabac in Spring and Summer Season.

Get off the bloody Tinder dating site, start meeting real women at the Art Gallery and the Library works every time.
 

Mark1966

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Last night my wife gave a in depth expletive response in her displeasure of Tabac deodorant. How Tabac is terrible and it's probably the only thing I own she hates aroma wise.

Later on sitting on my phone she asked if I was online shopping and buying different aftershave etc.

"Nup...I like Tabac...I'm on Tinder"
You do realise that this is a GREAT opportunity to get that expensive aftershave / cologne you want as a gift from here you realise?
 

Mark1966

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True I'll wear it every day until she can take no more and buys me something else. Genius!
Pleasure, but ...

You mean 'was'. I think that train passed with 'tinder'.:)
Bruce is probably correct - the Tinder comment probaby blew that idea out the window!

Hope it’s not The Veg...
Gee whiz,

0 to 100 in like 0.1!

Definitely a frying pain to fire trick
 

bald as

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Let's examine this "logically", I've been Star Trekking lately.

Tabac - low monetary investment , high personal and possible unknown childhood emotional investment and understanderably low general communal acceptance. [Refeer to above @SpeedyPC post] :)
[1] Wife - high sensitivity to old fart smells and should be high on your personal investment scale.
However --
New aftershave out of the blue - you're in trouble because no matter what, you made the Tinder comment.
Or
[2] Ask your wife to suggest a few soaps and fragrances. I see this course of action remaining viable for a long time. :)
 
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