The cup

I can't even tolerate the office sweep. Probably due to all the time I spent waiting tables for the Adelaide Jockey club when I was at uni. Far out people get messy at the races.

As for bow ties, well each to his own.

 

Who cares?...It's my birfday!

 

Happy Birthday @Director ! Have great day

 

Happy birthday!!!

 

I will be avidly working through this afternoon, in the spirit of the day I may excitedly throw a couple of $50 notes out the window on the way home from the office though

 

Faster than lining up with the punters at the TAB @todras...same result though

 

I don't think it is possible to be excited about posting anything to an ACT PO Box Mark

 

Smart boy. Clip ons are for men who have no man card. It's not hard to tie a bow tie and self-tie one comes in many cool styles - they actually stand out and look good, and they're not meant to be 100% perfect. The point is, at some stage of the evening it gets untied, and you get to be the cool bloke in the room who's shown he can tie his own tie, incite tie envy in men and garner the admiration of the ladies. A plain black one is just meh, everyone has one. Garishly coloured ones are for Bogan weddings.

The only reason men think it is hard, is because most maybe try once a year, or less. How long did it take most of us to learn a regular tie? (assuming you leant a Windsor or half Windsor and don't just throw a tie around once and thread through.)

Now all you have to do is just on YT and there a thousand vids on how. No excuses.

As for the Cup, most of us don't give a fat rats clack over in the west. The only ones who care have taken the day off work to get munted.

 

So....same as usual then?