Just when you thought you knew it all!!

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Fascinating read!
 
Great! I must try to get hold of that for Fat Col, my local "barber!" He could certainly use some tuition......... and deodorant!

Between topless Asian girls wearing lave panties and a large bloke with personal hygiene issues you seem to have had the full gamut of grooming experiences!
 
Between topless Asian girls wearing lave panties and a large bloke with personal hygiene issues you seem to have had the full gamut of grooming experiences!

You got that right! I'm not game to say much about his personal hygiene though... Col's around two metres tall and 140kg and when not hacking hair he is a bikie... the real deal! He looks like he hasn't had a haircut or shave in 20 years. Trouble is, he is the only barber for miles. Yes, we have hairdressers, and my wife is always telling me to use her rather gorgeous little lady hairdresser instead of Col, whom she reckons must have one leg shorter than the other! I'll stick with Col though... after all, he uses BAY RUM!
 
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