Col. Ichabod Conk Soap.

I put it down to experience and move on. There are too many truly great scents and latherings and life is short, to use up rubbish. Let's see I got my conky as a free sample (easy come, easy go!) but it's what $9? That's a weeks newspapers or a few coffees. It would last... Months I'm sure. Nope. If it were a Truefitt & Hill $50 tub of English history I would try harder to make it happen. Chances are though it would actually happen without trying, which of course, is what I want.

This is just my opinion of course, and although it is correct, no one is obliged to accept it [emoji14]
 
Ichabod... Funny, although possibly a tad harsh.
 
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