Fings wot I've lurnt...

[Drubbing]

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Most of my stuff is Italian, so clearly they make the best stuff.

TOBS make really good bowls, but crap soap.

Harris make really good soap, but crap bowls.

Soap gets a bit crappy when you get down to the dregs. Buy before you run out.

Blades are still overrated, this Merkur 30C is what makes them all good. PSS just last way longer.

My staples are still the stuff I started with over 4 years ago. I think I got lucky choosing first up.

Is a $100 Simmo worth 10 boars? Yes...No, maybe...

I still can't decide if Nigella is hotter than Sofia Vergara. I'll take both.

Dave Grohl is a nucleur-powered chick magnet. That's no surprise, but when those chicks start flirting with you at the works party because they remember you wore a Foos T shirt last year and they think he's hot, you don't know whether to love him or hate the muthafkin spazz even more.

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[Mark1966]

Fixed that for you mate

 

[Mark1966]

Most of my stuff is Italian, so clearly they make the best stuff.

Ummm, yes. Never really in question.

TOBS make really good bowls, but crap soap.

Harris make really good soap, but crap bowls.

TOBS plastic bowls are great - easy to re-purpose to hold my P.160

Are you saying you don't like their CREAM or are you merely referring to their SOAPS and the wooden bowls?

What about C&E soaps and bowls. I don't like their soaps but have a bowl - what should I do with it?

Soap gets a bit crappy when you get down to the dregs. Buy before you run out.

Yep - ditch the last little bit, you are saving money anyway!

Blades are still overrated, this Merkur 30C is what makes them all good. PSS just last way longer.

Sigh - is there any hope for you?

My staples are still the stuff I started with over 4 years ago. I think I got lucky choosing first up.

Or you are stuck in your ways/ nostalgic tragic?

Is a $100 Simmo worth 10 boars? Yes...No, maybe...

YES!!! - especially that one you can see for sale on the forum ...

I still can't decide if Nigella is hotter than Sofia Vergara. I'll take both.

Do you want some white powder with that?

Seriously though - very different and by more than just their 12 years age difference

 

[Drubbing]

Ummm, yes. Never really in question.

It wasn't a question. Just fact.

TOBS plastic bowls are great - easy to re-purpose to hold my P.160

Their wooden bowls. The plastic ones are a given, please pay attention.

Are you saying you don't like their CREAM or are you merely referring to their SOAPS and the wooden bowls?

The hint is in the word 'soap'.

What about C&E soaps and bowls. I don't like their soaps but have a bowl - what should I do with it?

Crapola soap. Just a fact. Yuo can send the bowl to me. I'm a helper, it's what I do.

Sigh - is there any hope for you?

None. You knew that. Why ask?

Or you are stuck in your ways/ nostalgic tragic?

It stood the test of time. It's a cliche, but that's what cliches are for.

YES!!! - especially that one you can see for sale on the forum ...

i have no Simmo's for sale. You made sure of that...

Do you want some white powder with that?

I snigger every time she starts dusting with icing sugar. And when she says "plumtiousness"

 

[Pjotr]

Most of my stuff is Italian, so clearly they make the best stuff.

Hardly any of mine is. Germany rules.

TOBS make really good bowls, but crap soap.

Don't know yet. Haven't tried the one you gave me!

Harris make really good soap, but crap bowls.

Never tried it. Doesn't sound German to me so I might skip that one.

Soap gets a bit crappy when you get down to the dregs. Buy before you run out.

Take all the dreggy bits and put them together to make a new multisoap.

Blades are still overrated, this Merkur 30C is what makes them all good. PSS just last way longer.

That's just too ridiculous to dignify with an answer.

My staples are still the stuff I started with over 4 years ago. I think I got lucky choosing first up.

That's called stuck in a rut.

Is a $100 Simmo worth 10 boars? Yes...No, maybe...

Yeah, nope, possibly

I still can't decide if Nigella is hotter than Sofia Vergara. I'll take both.

I misread that and thought you'd get hot with Nigella on the sofa with some viagra.

Dave Grohl is a nucleur-powered chick magnet. That's no surprise, but when those chicks start flirting with you at the works party because they remember you wore a Foos T shirt last year and they think he's hot, you don't know whether to love him or hate the muthafkin spazz even more.

Sounds just a little bit sad to me.

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[Drubbing]

Hardly any of mine is. Germany rules.

Sieg Heil!

Don't know yet. Haven't tried the one you gave me!

Not crap, but I was a literary roll...

Never tried it. Doesn't sound German to me so I might skip that one.

Vorsprung Durch Technic

Take all the dreggy bits and put them together to make a new multisoap.

That just sick! First Frakenbrushes, now multiracial soap. You're a full-time monstermaker.

That's just too ridiculous to dignify with an answer.

Then I'll just belch instead

That's called stuck in a rut.

Is she hot?

Yeah, nope, possibly

See, you always agree with me in the end

I misread that and thought you'd get hot with Nigella on the sofa with some viagra.

Hitchens has clearly sharpened your wit. I am so working that one into the work Xmas lunch tomorrow. No one will take offence, because everyone will be watching to see how many sexual harassment and racial vilification rules my boss unknowingly flouts, over and over again. I work for the Australian David Brent.

Sounds just a little bit sad to me.

Who - her, me or Dave?

 

[Monsta_AU]

My staples are still the stuff I started with over 4 years ago. I think I got lucky choosing first up.

You are worse than Ybbor with a 19-shave Astra, then reaching for another Astra.

There, I said it.

At least you like Permasharps.

 

[SmallYetDeadly]

Harris make really good soap, but crap bowls.

Hardly any of mine is. Germany rules.

What if i were to tell you that the "DR" in DR Harris stands for Deutsch Reich

3...2...1

MIND BLOWN!

 

[Pjotr]

Is she hot?

Hitchens has clearly sharpened your wit. I am so working that one into the work Xmas lunch tomorrow. No one will take offence, because everyone will be watching to see how many sexual harassment and racial vilification rules my boss unknowingly flouts, over and over again. I work for the Australian David Brent.

You're clearly in smutty office party mode!

 

[SmallYetDeadly]

Hitchens has clearly sharpened your wit. I am so working that one into the work Xmas lunch tomorrow. No one will take offence, because everyone will be watching to see how many sexual harassment and racial vilification rules my boss unknowingly flouts, over and over again. I work for the Australian David Brent.

Denholm Reynholm has him covered easily :laugh:

 

[Mark1966]

LOL - Drubs you are on fire mate. Here, just for you ...

 

[Pjotr]

What if i were to tell you that the "DR" in DR Harris stands for Deutsch Reich

3...2...1

MIND BLOWN!

Nice try SYD.

 

[Drubbing]

Denholm Reynholm has him covered easily :laugh:

Yes, but he's fictional. I'm going to lunch with a real one...

He's drawn up a seating pattern 'at random'. So random, he's bookended himself with the two girls he's flirted with and been 'physically inappropriate with' at the last two staff parties. One of them was in front of his wife. Luckily for him, she isn't coming to this lunch. How random...

 

[Monsta_AU]

The lecherous, sexually harassing Reynholm was Douglas.

Denholm Reynholm was the pension-embezzling entrepreneur.

 

[SmallYetDeadly]

The lecherous, sexually harassing Reynholm was Douglas.

Denholm Reynholm was the pension-embezzling entrepreneur.

Douglas! That's what you get for making a quick google when you can't recall the characters name.

Your boss sounds like a 70's throwback Drubs!