A fantastic review mark, your delineation of the various components we look for in a cream or soap really made for an informative review.
I find the artwork terrible myself, as I commented in the SOTD thread it strikes me as a US Marine, Special Op's kind of vibe which when it comes to my morning shave, is not something befitting of my bathroom..I like my morning ritual to be classic, timeless and to contain objects and designs that I find pleasing, relaxing and of a time.
IMHO: The Soap Commander artwork imparts a time constrained, linear prescriptive notion of 'SOLDIER YOU WILL SHAVE, WE ARE OPERATIONAL IN 3 MINUTES COWBOY' or something similar, it all seems too pressured for my liking as I am one to take my time with care, consideration and enjoyment of the shave experience. The label lines are too immediate and the names do not evoke or describe the scent. Just my personal opinions mind you that in no way should effect what is a highly popular, mid priced soap. It's just something I can't get in to and I will be quiet now and let others enjoy their SOAP COMMANDER.
If I ever obtain some & I might some time, I will be forced to decant it to a more 'relaxed' container