I’d rather shit in my hands and clap
Every time I smell Arko I'm taken back to my first day at school. The toilets had the exact same scent.
I’m still traumatised
Sounds like you’re a member of the Arko Trump brainwashing familyIm waiting for the soft waft of a urinal cake sweeping the nation in the next few hours.
Life is too short ...
... to use ARKO!