Surely nobody is putting that to their face?
Sure is. It's hanging in pride and place next to the basin. I have tried to tell him in the past and he just isn't interested. Mind you the last time I said something I was sporting a 2cm long cut on my lower neck from when I wasn't paying attention to the fact my elbow was shortening the angle of my straight whilst attempting a tricky scythe pass!
He tells me he gets quite a long while out of a cart saying he won't throw it until it is "very painful" to use. I won't tell you his occupation because it would immediately identify him (there is only one in this district) but he has a rather high level position in the legal system and takes a VERY healthy salary. Not that you would know by looking.. he lives very humbly.. obviously since he won't spent on carts!