January 2018 Acquisition Thread

[SpeedyPC]

You mean that ISN'T for shaving?

You pick @Mark1966

OR

 

[Ferret619]

3D printed pangolin... oh you don’t have one?
That’s weird..

 

[FluffyGroodle]

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Soaps, balms & a brush

 

[lerenau]

@Ferret619 did YOU print it?

 

[todras]

3D printed pangolin... oh you don’t have one?
That’s weird..

Resize your bloody images ffs.

 

[Scotty]

Overall 6 image resize options are available in Imgur: s, b, t, m, l, h.

Table:

Suffix | Name | Size | Keeps Image Proportions
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
s | Small Square | 90x90 | No
b | Big Square | 160x160 | No
t | Small Thumbnail | 160x160 | Yes
m | Medium Thumbnail | 320x320 | Yes
l | Large Thumbnail. | 640x640 | Yes
h | Huge Thumbnail | 1024x1024 | Yes

Add the image suffix to the end of the filename before the .jpg

"l" for large resizes to 640 width/height which is pretty good

 

[Ferret619]

Resize your bloody images ffs.

Thanks for asking politely.


unfriend.

 

[UKSteve]

Is there a suffix for fucking massive?

 

[todras]

Is there a suffix for fucking massive?

Flacon or bottle as you prefer to call it

 

[todras]

Thanks for asking politely.


unfriend.

I browse on a desktop on a 32" monitor, your images without being resized are 2 to 3 screens in length and look terrible

 

[lerenau]

Heh. On my screen, the pangolin is the size of my torso.

He is pretty, though.
Me wanty.

 

[Ferret619]

Is this more excellent, size wise?

 

[Ferret619]

Heh. On my screen, the pangolin is the size of my torso.

He is pretty, though.
Me wanty.

Yes... that is the size of a pangolin IRL... probably.
I didn’t print him though, he was gifted to me

 

[todras]

Yes... that is the size of a pangolin IRL... probably.
I didn’t print him though, he was gifted to me

I'm guessing you don't play any of the Far Cry series on PC.......

 

[Ferret619]

I'm guessing you don't play any of the Far Cry series on PC.......

No Sir, I recall getting fuked up by some Cassowaries in I *think* it was far cry on 360 but that was long ago... A guy named Chris at work was told to take his vitamins quite incessantly.

 

[Bozley82]

Ordered direct from MdC.
$97.90 for those wondering.

 

[Benjamin]

Gillette Ball End Tech - Purchased last year so don't get too excited, I haven't broken my 2018 sabbatical yet.

 

[Greenpike]

Heh. On my screen, the pangolin is the size of my torso.

I've never re-sized my images. Have I been annoying everyone and nobody has said anything??

 

[lerenau]

Depends on a lot of factors: your camera, your software, the hosting service, your individual process, and even the VIEWERS device/software/habits.

For instance, if I'm on my phone on my home WiFi, everything works out.
Those same images look huge if I'm on my home desktop.
And they *look* fine but load rediculously slowly went I'm mobile.

I would have to look at each image individually.

... It might be worth writing up a quick-tips guide (if we don't have one already).

 

[Ferret619]

I've never re-sized my images. Have I been annoying everyone and nobody has said anything??

Not that I have seen, I use the IOS browser and have no trouble size wise.
I can advise that if it is an unacceptable size people here will mock and hurt your feelings publicly and that’s the best way to know.
Ya don’t get that at badger and blade, just sayn.