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- Jun 22, 2016
- Location
- Sydney
Haters! Oh, yes I can see where this is going. First it will be tolerance and acceptance for all Arko stick owners, then artisan soap owners across the land will be persecuted and forced to relinquish their artisan soap stash (of course some will be secreted away underground in 6" PVC pipe w/screw on caps), then Arko will be distributed to all theSee all you haters!
There will be protests at government locations world-wide - and then a national day provided, possibly a public holiday and a tax on all non-arko supplies. It will never end!!!!! Doomsday is upon us......Haters! Oh, yes I can see where this is going. First it will be tolerance and acceptance for all Arko stick owners, then artisan soap owners across the land will be persecuted and forced to relinquish their artisan soap stash (of course some will be secreted away underground in 6" PVC pipe w/screw on caps), then Arko will be distributed to all theyoung(young, is that discriminatory?) people at schools and indoctrinated into its superior qualities.
See, he get's it!!(busily ordering a sling of 6" PVC and remaining stocks of threaded and push on caps).There will be protests at government locations world-wide - and then a national day provided, possibly a public holiday and a tax on all non-arko supplies. It will never end!!!!! Doomsday is upon us......
There will be protests at government locations world-wide - and then a national day provided, possibly a public holiday and a tax on all non-arko supplies. It will never end!!!!! Doomsday is upon us......
My Arko odyssey continued last night and I'm sorry to report it was another smooth comfortable close cold water straight razor shave.
I actually thought I could handle a one off Arko hit, I had heard of the Arko addiction and thought I was experienced enough to handle it but I'm now up to 4 in a row and it is just getting better. I understand I need help to get back to the Myrtles, Oakmosss, the Sandlewoods and Bergamot, but the intoxicating scent of the Arko overwhelms everything. I know that an intervention is likely at the next Adelaide get together and I am prepared, I will take Arko for everyone - just in case
Cold water start to finish.
Arko with a horse hair brush,
5/8" Puma Full hollow
DFS from a single pass.
Smear of Macadamia nut oil.
You saying they’d be commies?All those protesters wearing red vests of course ...
Don’t talk to him, he now bears ‘ the mark’ as his avatar!You saying they’d be commies?
You saying they’d be commies?
Don’t talk to him, he now bears ‘ the mark’ as his avatar!
The machines are taking over....Umm be careful - look at his tagline ...
There will be protests at government locations world-wide - and then a national day provided, possibly a public holiday and a tax on all non-arko supplies. It will never end!!!!! Doomsday is upon us......
Any chance we can have an Arko Public Holiday (national of course) in February some time....
Do Arko do apissaftershave splash???
No thanks, think i'll pass (my own)Yeah, but for some reason they are always unlabelled. Not sure how that works for brand recognition.
Did you want me to send you down a sample? Like I said it will be just in an unlabelled bottle ...