Hahahahahahahaha. I would give that a go for comedy reasons.
During my time in the RN, the question was "How long have you been in the Navy son? DON'T look at your watch!"
I served on her sister-ship "Intrepid". For the uniniated, a "dog watch" is 2 hours long; there's "First Dog" (1600-1800) and "Last Dog" (1800-2000).
eccentricity is the key good sirI always thought I was the ultimate shaving "tool".