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Pims you say?

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They must be pussies up there if they are eating chocolate biscuits and drinking lolly water!
 
NtK was taking the piss out of Stillsy for his muskat/musket error - it was only right for me to pick him up on spelling Pimms incorrectly.
 
NtK was taking the piss out of Stillsy for his muskat/musket error - it was only right for me to pick him up on spelling Pimms incorrectly.
Is the problem with the interwebs, one step removed from emotion, particularly w/o :)'s

My apologies if taken seriously.
 
10 days in far north Queensland, half your luck!

I start travelling back from Gabala, Azerbaijan tomorrow after 8 days!

My travel kit comprises of;

Mühle R89 twist.
Voskhod blades.
Col, Conk soap.
Vulfix travel brush.
Baxter of California aftershave balm.
Did you win any more medals for us?
 
10 days in far north Queensland, half your luck!

I start travelling back from Gabala, Azerbaijan tomorrow after 8 days!

My travel kit comprises of;

Mühle R89 twist.
Voskhod blades.
Col, Conk soap.
Vulfix travel brush.
Baxter of California aftershave balm.
Why the Col Conk soap? You're a winner in every other department!
 
Fourth? Fourth! For that we should send you back out of the country with nothing but a single Derby blade, a Semogue brush with half a dozen hairs that haven't shed, and some arko until you can do better!

Congrats on the WCs.
 
Why the Col Conk soap? You're a winner in every other department!
To demonstrate that even the very best are not perfect, naturally :)
 
Ditto on congrats re WC @keenedge!
 
Fourth? Fourth! For that we should send you back out of the country with nothing but a single Derby blade, a Semogue brush with half a dozen hairs that haven't shed, and some arko until you can do better!

Congrats on the WCs.


The lather is to make up for the brush and blade deficiencies.


Is this some shaving championship I don't know about?
 
Nice, thanks egg. Never cross a man who wins shooting medals.
 
I know - pfft he needs a gun from 50m - I can throw a tennis ball that far!
 
I know - pfft he needs a gun from 50m - I can throw a tennis ball that far!
Could you hit a marble with said tennis ball from that distance ?
 
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