Thanks to PJ, my old man is the happy new owner of an Edge Faux. Because he is a lazy old bludger painting the house, I've been given all the knives to do. I set it up today and went to work on a cheapo utility knife that's not sharp enough to cut you if you run it across your palm. Is it just me, or is the 180 stone really shit? I spent ages trying to get an edge using that, and in the end, I probably gave up too soon. Much better results as I went to the higher grit stones. I've made the knife usable again, and I've just given a cheap nakiri purchased in Vietnam a quick run on the 800 and 1500 stones. I'm going to try both of them out when I make risotto for dinner in an hour, and if they're okay, I'm going to move on to a Wusthof Trident series chefs knife.
One thing worthy of mention is that I dropped the 400 grit stone in the sink and it broke off it's backing piece. I've busted out the Tarzan's Grip and glued it back together. It'll be fine, but it has reminded me to take a bit more care with the stones.