Parker doesn't get much love here, but I took a punt and got a 22R and 87R from safetyrazors.com.au. Both were on sale and the 22R was a damaged box special. Wasn't even that damaged. The 87R is a pretty little thing, in all its Aristocrat homage glory. The 22R is quite the opposite; unabashedly nontraditional with its industrial design and gunmetal finish. The 22R is an odd duck; didnt realise that whole bottom portion is the turning knob (shaft) itself. So you hold the top part and twist the whole longer bottom shaft. Or you could turn the top half and have a bit of a show as the head spins and opens it doors like a Bond villain lair emerging from the depths.
On arrival and inspection I saw the 87R looked a little bit crooked on one of the doors, and the 22R had a little 1mm scratch on the plating on one of the doors. These are sub-$40 razors each, they were never going to be the final say in fit and finish. However I got in touch with Steven at safetyrazors.com.au with regards to the 87R door. After a bit of correspondence with him showing me another 87R, looking at the blade clamp and reveal on mine, I was eventually satisfied that the 87R was more or less ok and shouldn't be an issue as long as the blade was clamped properly. I asked to return the 22R as that little scratch would eventually bother hell out of me and he told me to keep it and refunded me the cost of the 22R. Needless to say that was above and beyond, but I guess he didnt have to deal with stock that he would have trouble selling. So kudos to him for that generous gesture.
You can all berate me for my choices now