Good god! GARLIC!! lol
You know what you have to do right? It's time you take a few left shoes and a few right shoes leaving her with only the option of mismatched pairs lol. Explaining that this bowl is for this soap and this brush is for this bowl. Hahaha I know how well this will go though. It's nice to dream though.
You have two options here. Swap your bowl with garlic with a shoe of hers or take her shoe and begin lathering up in her shoe. lol
I'm full of solutions today.
P.S. if any of this results in a black eye a take no responsibility.
I've heard really good things of Maggards but as per usual I quickly get out of control and exceed their cap and will have to provide a wrath of identifications to let the order proceed. I've read that's a thing too.
I tend to always order at the worst time. Before my isolation I ordered from west coast shaving and bought an omega brush that I had wanted for years... guess what happened? BAM! Omega brushes on sale. LoL.
I thought brasso was a no no in the wet shaving world and assumed it would eat through the clearcoat on the inside.