gthomas04
...was Drubbing's first. AKA Captain Tightarse
As I sat quietly sipping some bubbly I realised that SWWISBF had not wished to SBF for some times. I pondered and sipped away wondering if maybe Santa had hit me with an ugly stick on his way through. This thought forced me to get in front of a mirror and reassure myself I was still the devilishly handsome soul I always had been. Thus reassured I did notice that there was a fair amount of facial growth - not surprising since I hadn't shaved since Xmas day and I remembered that SWWISBF did not approve of hirsute faces. That being so I quickly put in a new SE blade and a new Slick Schick into the Slim. Lathered up with some Tabac and as I approached my face with the SE blade I chanted the Mantra of all who have put a new blade to their face "This bastard is really sharp This bastard is really sharp" after about ten repetitions I applied the blade gently to the lather and scraped away the worst of the fuzz, Of course by using the Thomas Method I was able to apply the DE with a new Schick in it with much vigour - end result super smooth (the other hoped for end result is none of your business).