SOTD Tuesday this morning from hell
Brush: Semogue 1800
Razor: Razorock Mission
Blade: Gillette Silver Blue (4) --> I think ??
Soap/Cream: D.R. Harris Windsor
Post/After Shave: Alum Block / T.N. Dickinson Witch Hazel Astringent
It been a while since I haven't post my Shave of the Day Thread and I attended to loose track of my blade count during my shave sh#t, this morning I realize I couldn't be bloody bother changing a fresh blade into my razor with my hangover. However I should've never shave this morning with a hangover from last night Lodge it too late now as I'm screwed, and the skylight in the bathroom was bloody bright as snow white so I had to wear sunglasses during my shave. I was about to start my first pass and I couldn't keep my body dead still as a rock while standing getting myself ready, so I've decide to quickly jump in the cold shower should help me wake up my whole bloody body and it did only for a short period of time.
My lather was very lousy and thin couldn't be bloody bother to fix it and I nearly kill my Semogue 1800 boar brush pretty rough like you don't give a darn it my baby, my hangover and the bright snow white in the bathroom is killing my eyes because the sunglasses wasn't dark enough to keep up. So off I went scrubbing my chin with my boar brush like I was half a bloody sleep and the lather was thin, so I add some water to quickly build up some lather for about 2 mins and it wasn't too bad just to give me enough layer of soap before I pickup my razor, So off I went with my first pass WTG and suddenly I said to myself if Freddy watching me over my shoulder and he said ready for a blood bath shave, and I said up yours and rack off Freddy shaving WTG and not a bloody single nick so far on my chin with a hangover thank goodness.
Ready for the 2nd pass so off I went scrubbing my chin with my boar brush and this time it was a bit rough plenty of soap as it starting to get a bit thin and couldn't be bloody bothered, I've pickup my razor for XTG and I nearly lost my balance when I had the razor near my right ear and I nick it only a minor cut. While shaving XTG and Freddy in the back of my head asking me to give him hell, and I said yeah right suddenly I got copped it with 2 minor nicks across the chin and 2 small nicks under my nose going XTG. Freddy said that not enough to make me happy and I said too bloody bad so rack off and leave me alone, and he still watching me over my shoulder laughing at me with my worse hangover and the snow white in the bathroom killing my eyes darn sunglasses still not dark enough.
Ready for the final 3nd pass so off I went scrubbing my chin with my boar brush and this time it was rough again and my lather is thin and I apply a bit of water while face lathering and the soap layer just not too bad a little thin, and Freddy said to me come on give me hell on your final pass shave and suddenly I said drop dead and rack off d*ckhead and he laughing so hard at me over my shoulder with my worse hangover and the snow white in the bathroom killing my eyes and he thinks I reaching for a final blood bath shave ATG. So I pickup my razor for the ATG shave and Freddy is smiling at me like a real smartarse from hell, for a moment going under the chin ATG and I got copped with 3 minor cuts on the left side of my chin, 2 small cuts in the middle, and 2 minor cuts on the right side of my chin. 1 minor cut on the left side of my face as well as 2 small cuts on the left side of my lip, 2 small cuts in the middle just under the lip area, and 2 small cuts and 1 minor cut on the right side of my face. And also 3 small cuts just above the lip going under my bloody nose and I said sh#t sh#t sh#t. Freddy is very happy and very please to see after I rinse my face off with cold water, and than he said be careful with the Alum Block and I said rack off and he knew what was coming. I quickly place the Alum Block under the tap with cold water and just a few second going towards my whole chin and face area, and
BANG! it really hurts and sting like a real bastard from hell it like a 5000 volts electric shock stinging so hard and it rough like ants eating you whole face like hell.
Suddenly Freddy yelled out so loud over the top of my head with my hangover
'BINGO' after I apply the Alum Block as it hurts like a real bastard from hell and my eyes was crying, and he is so happy and very please that I've lost the nightmare from hell against Freddy because he wins. So I learn my bastard lesson against Freddy NEVER shave while you've got a bloody hangover otherwise Freddy will be watching you over your shoulder the whole time while you've got a hangover, and it doesn't matter if you used a straight, shavette or a safety razor he'll always gives you hell at your final shave after you apply the Alum Block as it sting like a real bastard from hell when he smiling at you.
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